Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

noviebird:

calsgang:

twirliest:

steampoweredplayer:

lollie-pond:

larryismyhallelujah:

thetasrose:

peachy-blisss:

myswagisnice:

I love my mom.

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I am risking nothing

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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

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sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs …
Ps not riskin it

Ffs I hate this post

I hate this post so much

cassbuttstiel:

An accurate representation of tumblr right now

cassbuttstiel:

An accurate representation of tumblr right now

zeekayart:

happy halloweenie month!! dis image is only 4 tha SPOOKIEST OF BLOGS!!! OK!!?? USE WITH CAUTION!!

My friend sent me this the second it turned midnight. I could cry.

My friend sent me this the second it turned midnight. I could cry.

dragondicks:

oh my fucking god

legalmexican:

samaelcarver:

The Meme of our Years.

this post is beautiful

(Source: deezyville)

mishasminions:

ohcaptainmycaptain1918:

jibblyuniverse:

:)

this is it. this is Captain America: The Winter Soldier summed up

JESUS CHRIST ON A CRACKER

titanswithnoprivateslivein221b:

leviswaxedass:

dahniwitchoflight:

leviswaxedass:

disneydamselestelle:

scottylubemeup:

THIS WAS A CHILDRENS MOVIE

A CHILDRENS BIBLE MOVIE

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Amen

FUN FACT: in hebrew, “feet” is a euphemism for genitals.

so if you ever see “washing feet” in the bible, it, uh. yeah.

(source is my old bible class textbook which i don’t have on me anymore :( )

HOLY SHIT WHAT

I MEAN CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG BUT I SWEAR TO GOD I REMEMBER READING A STORY IN THE BIBLE WHERE JESUS CLEANED THE ‘FEET’ OF A LADY PROSTITUTE INFRONT OF HIS TWELVE DISCIPLES WHO GOT SERIOUSLY GROSSED OUT. THEM GETTING REALLY SUPER GROSSED OUT BY THAT NEVER MADE SENSE TO ME UNTIL NOW.

JESUS CHRIST JESUS.

YOU NASTY.

#WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN JESUS IS THE ONE WHO NEEDS JESUS

THAT HASHTAG I”m—-—

WHAT

(Source: audreyparker)

kotori:

filed under: shit to put on my resume

kotori:

filed under: shit to put on my resume

no-more-happilyeverafter:

"Claire?"

RE Crossover— >RE6& RE Rev.2//China.

catastrophic-fallen-angel:

flulathedoge:

ev4n-perks:

NOW I KNOW WHY OUR GENERATION IS SO SARCASTIC AND CYNICAL

and gay

It all makes sense now

(Source: sesamestreet)

whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

(Source: my-funny-pics)